Make your own free website on Tripod.com

dsc02832.jpg

Home | Hats for sale! | Hats n scarves | Got an idea for me? | Hall of Fame | Related Links | About the Hooker | Place That Order!

Mad Hatter Knits

This is an unabashed effort to simultaneously feed an addiction to crochet, and hide all evidence of said addiction. And, it's really cold in Hyde Park and I'm sick of getting sick from wandering around outside with wet hair from a recent shower, and have since learned to bundle up, and want to spread the wisdom.

Yes, I know it's a smarter idea to just stay home. But with a schedule like this, you'd be out at 6am with wet hair, too.

Anyways.

My point? Buy lots of hats, so I can quit my work and stay at home and be nice and cozy while I crochet for you. Possibly there will be tea. If not, I promise there will be chenille, wool, mohair, silk, or other really soft or really warm yarns. Maybe even both soft *and* warm. But that'll cost extra, because I'll use alpaca and you'll never need another hat again, ever.

Unless you want to go somewhere even moderately formal, and so can't wear an elephant on your head.

dunkdormouse.jpg

"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.

"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."

"You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter. "It's very easy to take more than nothing."

newly relocating, please excuse the dust : )